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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 14 hours ago

nurse in thailand prepping foreign patient for surgery 🥶

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nurse in thailand prepping foreign patient for surgery 🥶

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 14 hours ago
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    There’s a Laotian restaurant right around the corner from me that serves really delicious food. The owner is an elderly lady who’s so amazingly unfriendly that it’s actually funny.

    In the men’s restroom, there’s a sign hanging above the urinals that reads: “Flush, or else ✂️”

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      We have a Vietnamese restaurant with the same owner I guess. “You want German beer? No! Vietnamese! Coco rice for desert? No! You get pandan cake!”

      The items might be out of stock, but she’s so brutal in her decisions I wouldn’t dare to ask.

      The pandan cake is delicious though.

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    No rice. No watering down your coffee. If I catch you doing either, I’ll stab you.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s Just a fucking Americano!

      • untorquer@quokk.au
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        13 hours ago

        Americano Psycho

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    11 hours ago

    I like the use of color. Only where needed. Good emphasis.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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      It’s blue black and red.

      I’m surprised by the lack of green.

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    I read those as a warning of the consequences if one gets hangry while dehydrated, but yeah. 😅

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    This exact thing happened to me in thailand in 2013. I got a really bad stomach bug and was having a hard time walking before I finally got to a pharmacy.

    The pharmacist didn’t speak English but he gave me a bag of pills and a note:

    🌄 🌕 2x 💊+🍚

    I was back to making questionable decisions in two days

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      Same for me in Malaysia in 2015, but my flight back was scheduled for the next day. I did not take it, I was miserable.

    • Viceversa@lemmy.world
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      stomach bug

      Like a parasite?

      • Kyrrrr@midwest.social
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        No just cramping

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    That’s unnecessarily well-drawn. I wouldn’t be able to throw it away after the surgery

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      “Surgery”

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    13 hours ago

    A prompt and early shanking.

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    They are part of the no-slop gang

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    You can see the patient is not Usian because they use the 24h format and they understand it.

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