I want the first one
I smell sex or candy, yeah…

Well then who’s that lounging in my chair?
Holy crap, I just made this reference replying to a comment about Marcy eating Peppermint Patty in the post above this in my feed.

I said what I said.
I read “fucker heat” at first. Then “fucker treat” then “fuck or treat” then the intended and innocent one.
Fuck or freat
I didn’t see that one, but now I do.
Improper kerning
keming is hard
I support fuck or treat
You mean Fuck or Fieat?
It isn’t Fuck on Heat?
No, it’s Fuck or Teat
Everyone has their kink
They knew.
Strategically placed bow.
What the trick?
I would absolutely have this on display at my party away from the front porch where actual trick-or-treaters would see it that’s awesome
Truck or Heat
THIS HALLOWEEN…(tires screech)…TRUCKS NEED TO MOVE 500 TONS OF CANDY…(“We got the goods”)…ACROSS THE BORDER…(police sirens)…OR EXPLODE…TRUCK OR TREAT…(Vin Diesel: I hate candy corn)
Easy choice.
Why or?
This feels more like keming to me. “Tri” looks like “Fu” because the left side of the ‘r’ is inside the ‘T’.
Also the specific camera angle and position of the cat’s bow may be doing some work by obscuring the dot on the ‘i’, but that’s secondary.
I think the bow is also obscuring the crossbar on the T in Trick, which makes it look more like an F











