rule dependency
NSFWtranscription: normalize toys during sex, roll that hot wheel over them titties, skurt.
car dependency is so deepely engrained in the united states that we dont dare to imagine rolling a z-scale amtrack alc-42 over them titties. choo.
Why the hell would you use an Amtrak train?? That’s a horrible name.
Now, trains made by Siemens/Bombardier are much more fitting. Like this one:

ICE = InterCity Express btw
the ALC-42 is made by Siemens lol. it’s one of the Siemens Charger variants

Me when I post before looking up whether I’m right:
Anyway, naming trains after their operator rather than their manufacturer is stupid. Or rather, making me look so.
But it has that ugly flag on it, they put it on everything for some reason.
The cropping on this image is a war crime

I’m picturing a weird form of bondage where you build a model train set around and over someone so they can’t move. Then see how many times you can make them cum before a train gets derailed.
I’ll bet them titties don’t even have a bike lane.

How about fingerboards?
Trains and micro mobility, the perfect combination.
How about showing my sick techdeck skills all over them titties?
“Rail” you say? 😉
How about somebody run their hands through my hair and also my tits yeah.
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For trains you have to use HO scale.
ALC-42?! Nonsense! We use F40PHs in this house. Maybe a GP40TC if we’re feeling adventurous.
This is almost a lyric in a Ben Folds song.
Then she handed me a hot wheels track I said, girl that’s pretty weird Where did you get that? She said never mind that Here nerd beat my ass in the bath like my dad did When I was a bad kid
– Exhausting Lover






