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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

You wouldn't want to let it down, would you?

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You wouldn't want to let it down, would you?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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    You wouldn’t disappoint a paper.

    And you wouldn’t download a car.

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      What if the car wants to be downloaded?

      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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        Statements like this just serve to normalize non-victim blaming.

        • dactylotheca@suppo.fi
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          Hey, not all cars that get downloaded are victims, after all. Some cars do want to get downloaded, and that’s totally fine.

    • crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I downloaded a car and now there’s a car in my flat and I don’t know how to get it out. My landlord is gonna be pissed

      • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        P2P transfer to porch

        • crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Instructions unclear, I now have two cars

          • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Infinite car duplication glitch found!

          • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Infinite car duplication glitch found!

            • Murdoc@sh.itjust.works
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              Careful, that glitch is affecting your comments too. 😛

              • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Whooooops

      • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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        Just upload it again. That should make it disappear.

  • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    :'(

  • NateSwift@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You didn’t even link the paper!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Here ya go.

      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30101594/

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      https://sci-hub.se/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30101594/

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    I’m going to make that paper so fucking sad that it’ll need therapy for life.

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    Huh, interesting. I’m autistic and I tend to personify objects, but if I’m with people I might turn it into a joke, because I mean come on, the idea that eg. a hammer is now happy because something happened to it is pretty funny.

    I can’t be mean to NPCs in games. I say “sorry” to my robot vacuum if I bump it with a door or something, and I encourage it when it’s struggling with an obstacle. I think my electric kettle is happy when I use it to make tea. All in all it’s pretty funny that I know objects (probably!) don’t have emotions, but of course they have emotions.

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