I'm buying frozen pizza from now on rule

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 year ago

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 1 year ago

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Or that.

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 1 year ago

I want to believe!

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Username checks out.

nexussapphire@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

czech@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

variants@possumpat.io · 1 year ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

occhionaut@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

saigot@lemmy.ca · 1 year ago

I don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 1 year ago

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 11 months ago

I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.

Janet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

slid it in