• Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.

      105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.

      “Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?”

      “Yes, your honor, we haven’t been happy for a while and it’s time to end things.”

      “Why did you stay together for so long?”

      “We were waiting for the children to die.”