Gender?

Sex at birth?

Are you trans?

Are you gay? Bi?

Ever been depressed?

Abuse alcohol? Drugs?

Ever been arrested?

Ever been in the military?

Well what about your spouse?

Ever work for the government?

That degree you mentioned, we can’t ask your age but uh, when did you earn that bad boy, huh?

I’m just trying to get an egg loan! There’s people in line behind me!