If it’s more to you then you already fucked up. Throw them away start fresh.
Do I just take them to the landfill directly, or just toss ‘em in the dumpster? I’ve never thrown out my kids before, so I’m pretty new to all this. Thanks in advance!
No no NO! I swear it’s like a bunch of amateurs in here, you list em on Craigslist for an $80 “Rehoming” fee duh
To the shredder, you say?
no no, shredders get all gummed up and jam. use a tree mulcher instead. 3 passes is enough to remove all recognizable features of anything other than an amalgamation of protein and calciun, at which point you just feed to pigs
That’s a crazy take, some of my favorite memories as a kid was playing video games with my mom and dad. Definitely helped me bond with them on a friendlier level
This is more about solitary screen time spent on brain-damage-inducing social media.
That’s not what they meant and you know that
Exactly, at that point better get a new kid.
