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minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·9 days agoIf men are bees and God is the beekeeper then it logically follows that God has a cousin Earl who drives the heavenly equivalent of an old pickup truck and smokes meth.
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoWho tf do you think Samael was? God kicked him out of the farm because he was making the bees crazy.
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-29 days agoEarl’s not evil. He’s not even interested in the bees. That’s why God only talks about Samael, one of his kids from his ex wife.
If men are bees and God is the beekeeper then it logically follows that God has a cousin Earl who drives the heavenly equivalent of an old pickup truck and smokes meth.
Who tf do you think Samael was? God kicked him out of the farm because he was making the bees crazy.
Earl’s not evil. He’s not even interested in the bees. That’s why God only talks about Samael, one of his kids from his ex wife.