This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.
The Purge begins in 3… 2… 1…
You have just lost the game
i hate you /s
“The other religion is the true one.”
I feel like a way worse thing to say would be “your religion is the right one.” This would 100% increase religious tensions and fan the flames of fanaticism. Saying the other one is true isn’t likely to play into people’s already established worldviews and established worldviews are not changed by a single sentence regardless of who or how it’s said.
They’re all laughing at you behind your back.
“Beans”
“I hope you’ve enjoyed your free trial. Please consider subscribing before your trial end date in 3 days. All deleted data will not be recoverable.”
“Run.”
Oooooh good one
“Message to all players: Resetting simulation in 24 hours”
Blink to save your current progress and stats
Don’t blink to return to character creation menu
The world will end in a year unless 80% of the human race is killed
“I need to go to the toilet. #2. Immediately.”
“YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME.”
Don’t even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it’s the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn’t believe in a god would start questioning everything.
Heavens full, sorry guys you’re all gonna have to go to hell.
“Did you just switch it to broadcast? Fuck, turn it off!”
“All right, fuck it, we’ll do it live!”
Good one!
Testing testing 123
“This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that’s gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you.”
Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.
I think if you said son or sons and left out “Jesus” you would get greater effect. Make it ambiguous enough that it calls to every Abrahamic religion.
use “your god” instead of god, “chosen one” instead of messiah and “evil” instead of satan and you get the polytheistic religions to join in as well.
also, some highly confused star wars fans, maybe.
Or just say “you are the antichrist. Go forth and conquer”
