not anymore, my wife made me get a haircut
on the plus side, I now look more like someone she would have sex with
Something tells me she knew what she was doing with making you get a haircut
she did, which is why I listened when she told me it was time
I’m glad that as a straight, this doesn’t apply to me, cause I have a twin brother and would’ve made for an awkward question.
Somehow i wonder what the odds are of a twin being straight while the other is gay. Or if the odds are higher for both twins to be gay?
I have a client who’s SO’s twin brother is not gay. I don’t know what the odds are, of course, but this is proof that it can occur! I suppose it goes without saying they cannot be identical.
I’m super cute, generally a mess, and emotionally unavailable.
I’m definitely my type.
That’s the attitude!
Pretty sure I dated you for a couple weeks last month.
I miss you <3
(Seriously you’re better off without them!)
I think I kinda did ten or fifteen years ago, but I’m a bear/dad now and I’m much more into rugged women than rugged men. My taste in men runs twink-ish, usually.
My wife has aged similarly though, which very much works for me.
That’s fair, My taste in men also leans more towards twinks, and currently I look kind of twink-y. But maybe if I keep gaining weight and muscle, while I don’t think I’ll end up looking “bad”, maybe I’ll stop being my type.
I’m an androgynous twink who is into bears. There is no overlap
I’m a bear into androgynous twinks. There is also no overlap
Thinking about it more, there is one area of overlap: the genitals 😆
I’m not turned on by my bits, but I definitely like my butt (and other peoples butts)
No. I have a type and I’m not it.
Not gay but I have sex with my arm regularly
Yeah but I’m thinking about someone else’s arm.
No
I have a type. I’m not that type.
My husband and I have been mistaken for brothers before so… Yeah
👀
ABSOLUTELY YES.
In that case… go fuck yourself!
Respectfully
HELL YEAH!!
I would totally fuck me.
No. Perhaps similar features but I’d want someone a bit different.
No, I like both men and women with dark hair/eyes/complexion and I look the complete opposite. I definitely have a type. Oddly, my brother, though straight, has the same preferences in women and he and I look alike.
Hell nah
Fuck yea I’m hot.
On Fire!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ditto~
