Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I’d hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what’s another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Depending on your child’s age and your bond you could also simply get rid of the child.
Oh man… That’s the dream. I think I’ve missed my window for that though, at this point the wife is pretty committed to keeping him.
Pro gamer move here!
Sounds like a lot of work, unless you got a set of stairs and a shovel
Think of all the future effort it’ll save, though.