Unfortunately, the time has come for me to leave Lemmy. Time will show where we all end up. I’ll see you in the future… maybe sooner than you think?
Edit: Follow up post is here. Don’t worry. You’re not getting rid of me that easy. I’m just switching to piefed.world
I humbly reserve the right to give you a hug, if you’d consent, for all you did for us. Also I would like your permission to kick you in the balls for this “announcement”. If your biology doesn’t allow for that, don’t worry, I’ve got a magic spell that can give you balls just long enough for me to kick them.
Just kidding, love you <3
Oh I’ve got balls but I do like them in their unsquished state. Perhaps instead you could smash a jello cake? Or maybe even yelling at a tree?
If I could a cup right now I’d go and get one…
Cast seal buttcrack.