andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year agoI LIKE CORN!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1524arrow-down12
arrow-up1522arrow-down1imageI LIKE CORN!lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squareOdo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 year agoWell that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.
minus-squaremanicdave@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 year agoOP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
minus-squaremetallic_z3r0@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoTurns out ghosts also like corn.
minus-squareTryenjer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoGhosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoOh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOh. Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAtheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
Well that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.
OP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
Turns out ghosts also like corn.
Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
They’re vaping in there
Oh.
Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.