I have

Johnny Derp - looks like as if Depp was a recovering meth-head

Thicc Ass - the girl that always lets her poodle out in the back yard to shit

Karen - close enough to her real name but sure acts like it

London bros - they are hicks with no etiquette of living in a community. Also they are actually from Guelph, I think…

Frenchman - he’s actually from France and works at a Fromagerie

The Thief - old dude who picks the berries and tomatoes in the alley