I have a sinking feeling he will outlive me despite being twice my age but that’s because I expect that the new Medicaid work requirements that kick in in January 2027 will end with me kicked off Medicaid and unable to afford my cancer medications.
I hope it’s on December 25 so MAGA can implode trying to decide if it’s heretical to rename Christmas to Trump Day, or if it’s more heretical to get rid of Christmas to create Trump Day.
Don’t worry we’ll have a special day of the year to celebrate trump in the future … the day of the year he freaking dies.
I have a sinking feeling he will outlive me despite being twice my age but that’s because I expect that the new Medicaid work requirements that kick in in January 2027 will end with me kicked off Medicaid and unable to afford my cancer medications.
I hope it’s on December 25 so MAGA can implode trying to decide if it’s heretical to rename Christmas to Trump Day, or if it’s more heretical to get rid of Christmas to create Trump Day.
He dies on Christmas but they celebrate Trump day on Easter.
Checking on his grave to make sure he’s still dead.
And pissing on it, as long as you’re there.
I will rejoice.