• MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
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      23 minutes ago

      He responded to this rumor in his autobiography saying “If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on The Wonder Years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I’m gonna call the surgeon in the morning”

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      4 hours ago

      Believe it or not, this rumor actually stretches all the way back to dianunzio from Italy in the 1940s.

    • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world
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      I still want whoever decided that “I before E except after C” should be taught to children locked up. Im almost 50, and I still spell “their” wrong if I dont concentrate.