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minus-squareKellenved@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up129·1 month agoEvery top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·1 month agoNoone wants to be confused with a bottom assassin.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agothe assassassin is to be feared
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 month agoIf there’s a “best” assassin, it stands to reason that there’s also a “worst” assassin.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoMaybe the worst assassins are all the friends we made along the way.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThe names’s Bond. James Bond.
minus-squareTiger_Man_@szmer.infolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoProfessionals have standards
minus-squareSirActionSack@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoTop Assassin (in the room). Definitely in the top three assassins on the street (depending on the street)
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoOnce there’s 47 Re:’s in the subject of the final email a call comes in “Contract complete. Well done 47.” Another classic Hitman assassination of getting someone to kill themselves due to never ending meaningless emails
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoTop top, or like top 10 in the graduating class?
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoKnow what they call an assassin that graduated last in his class? “Assassin”
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoAll you gotta do is convince them you’re a bottom and they leave you alone.
minus-squaredependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoEverybody knows this information goes in the signature.
Every top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.
Noone wants to be confused with a bottom assassin.
the assassassin is to be feared
If there’s a “best” assassin, it stands to reason that there’s also a “worst” assassin.
Maybe the worst assassins are all the friends we made along the way.
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The names’s Bond. James Bond.
Professionals have standards
Top Assassin (in the room).
Definitely in the top three assassins on the street (depending on the street)
Once there’s 47
Re:’s in the subject of the final email a call comes in“Contract complete. Well done 47.”
Another classic Hitman assassination of getting someone to kill themselves due to never ending meaningless emails
Top top, or like top 10 in the graduating class?
Know what they call an assassin that graduated last in his class? “Assassin”
All you gotta do is convince them you’re a bottom and they leave you alone.
Everybody knows this information goes in the signature.