Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agoIf you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.message-squaremessage-square308fedilinkarrow-up1166arrow-down17
arrow-up1159arrow-down1message-squareIf you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square308fedilink
minus-squareandrewta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoMy farts are now filled with ultra potent sex pheromones. My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them. Time to reap the wind!
minus-squareButterpaderp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoNothing beats accidentally farting at the dmv and getting swamped by a couple grannies in line next to you
minus-squarevoodooattack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days ago My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them Famous last words
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoouch. that sounds like either a great or awful death.
minus-squareandrewta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoI hadn’t thought about that. No ability to really control it, there’d be a lot of women after me. At least I’d go with a smile on my face. Well maybe…
My farts are now filled with ultra potent sex pheromones. My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them. Time to reap the wind!
Nothing beats accidentally farting at the dmv and getting swamped by a couple grannies in line next to you
Famous last words
ouch. that sounds like either a great or awful death.
I hadn’t thought about that. No ability to really control it, there’d be a lot of women after me.
At least I’d go with a smile on my face. Well maybe…
Just women? :D