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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 13 hours ago

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  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
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    Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a beer?”

    “I don’t know”

    “I don’t know”

    “Yes”

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      “Would you possibly want a beer out of three?”

      “Yes.”

      “There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?”

      “YES!”

  • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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    But he just ordered 6. Rookie mistake.

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      That’s the German 6!

  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    That is actually 5, in Latin.

  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    Perhaps the bartender is offended since the programmer is giving them the V sign?

  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar…

  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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    that's six by my count

    0 ✊

    1 👍

    2 ☝️

    3 👆

    4 🖕

  • JelleWho@lemmy.world
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    There 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who count in binary, and those who dont

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      Surprise trinary!

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        Ternary?

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          That’s tertiary to you, pal.

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      *crying in IPv4 subnet calculations

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      …and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary

  • melfie@lemy.lol
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    Reminds me of this:

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      Pretty sure he’s ordering 6 in this image.

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        From his perspective, he orders 4.

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        You mean 7 beers.

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    Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there’s a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

    • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This sounds like xkcd alt text

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      It’s easy to order 1 beer and end up with 31.

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    • ✊
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    • Toldry@lemmy.world
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      👏👏👏👏👏👏

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    It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

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      Endianness matters quite a lot in this situation

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    This could have ended up very badly if were only two beers.

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    Off by one error

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      Thats what I thought at first

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    Could just be European finger counting

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      Then wouldn’t the thumb be out?

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    He should be sticking out his thumb and index finger. With the index and middle finger up he’s showing 6.

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