Darts
I think this might be the answer
Curling.
Magic: the Gathering
It’s a sport if it was on ESPN!
Do I have to me good at it or is someone just going to pay me to do it regardless? I guess motorsport
Online Chess is now officially Esport… so that… xD
I’d be the next Hikaru Nakamura, live stream chess stuff and act cool af.
Snooker.
This or marbles
This was my first thought. Honourable mentions to golf and darts.
Bowling
Chess
Are we calling chess a sport? In that case why not magic the gathering or black jack
MtG is pay to win these days (by virtue of the series shifts to crazier or more collectible cards) and blackjack is designed to be RNG hell. Why subject yourself to either of those?
I read something about how some grandmasters think so hard that they burn as many calories as pro athletes. Their brains are going so wild that it can cause extreme fatigue and the shakes.
The post said that you’d be forced to play the sport till 65, not that you need to be good at it, I’ll have a long career of losing matches then lol
Sounds like a alpha version of a Mentat.
I figure that if you can drink and smoke while you play it without any real impairment of performance, it’s not a sport. It’s a game.
I thought that up to annoy golfers, but honestly I think it’s a fair yardstick.
As a stoner mtg player, some people can drink and smoke while playing. Some people start taking twenty minute turns
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That’s a pretty dumb measurement. Tons of people get in the zone when high. I’m way better at soccer after getting high.
Sport should be a physical thing. If you can play the same game online (chess) then it’s not a sport.
Esport? Sure. Still not a sport, same way an email isn’t a piece of mail.
Swimming.
Golf.
The sensible choice.
When you retire, you go play randomly at courses & clean up on friendly wagers. That way you can stay fluid in retirement.
Archery
Ranked Competitive Sex.
You don’t wanna go up against the world heavyweight champion
Its okay, thats my weight class
Naked twister.
Do people currently get paid to play naked twister? Seems like more of a collegiate level sport
Depends on the production value, bu most people just use onlyfans these days.
Just wait for the next Olympic games.
Foxy Boxing
Finally, a person of culture.
Disc Golf!
Hear hear!
