Hey, let’s keep it baby-appropriate. I’d bring him the entire DVD box set collection of Baby Einstein videos but they’d reject my offering because DVD players & electricity didn’t exist back then, and they wouldn’t understand the concept of vegetating while staring at a flat surface on the wall for hours ignoring all your bodily needs & ignoring all your chores & obligations & family & all human interaction.
Hey, let’s keep it baby-appropriate. I’d bring him the entire DVD box set collection of Baby Einstein videos but they’d reject my offering because DVD players & electricity didn’t exist back then, and they wouldn’t understand the concept of vegetating while staring at a flat surface on the wall for hours ignoring all your bodily needs & ignoring all your chores & obligations & family & all human interaction.