Anybody know where I can find whatever form or portal it is that gets me my Soros bucks? I’ve been spreading all these lies about “science” for years and I still haven’t seen a dime.

Also, card-carrying socialists and/or communists: which one is it and where do I get my card from? Biden isn’t returning my calls. Maybe it was through my local police? Damn, shouldn’t have defunded all those police departments so quickly!

/s