Hey, what can I say? The mushroom kingdom is a dangerous place.

I was in my mid 20s I think. I didn’t see the show until 2010 though.

Out of all the artists/bands, your image has Tessa Violet. Which is insane to me, because I can remember watching her like 15 years ago on a show called =3 with Ray William Johnson. Which was essentially a comedy show that brought you 3 viral videos, and then RWJ would try to be funny over them. Nobody watched =3 for RWJ, and nobody watched Americas Funniest Home Videos for Bob Sagat. We watched both shows for the same reason. To watch idiots get hit in the nuts.

Then one episode, a 15 year old Tessa Violet, then known as Meekakitty, shows up and starts the episode by saying “Betcha didn’t think you’d see ME here!”

And I’m like “BITCH I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!”

But then RWJ tried making music, and she was in his videos. Then she started making music. And I never heard from either of them again because both of their music is terrible.

Tessa is like accoustic guitars, and whiney crying lyrics. And RWJ, despite being close to 25 at the time wrote novelty comedy songs all based around the idea of having sex with your mom. As if written for an exclusively 14 year old boy audience.

Now I see this, and I’m like “eh? She’s STILL making music???”

I thought Hulk Hogan was dead…

Ok…hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don’t do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we’re trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.

“Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!”

shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him

“YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!”

“NO YOU DIDN’T!!! HE’S GETTING AWAY!!!”

“DON’T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I’M ICE!!!”

“We’re all ICE…and he got away!”

“Is that good?”

“NO THAT’S NOT GOOD!!!”

“Did he win the race?”

“What race???”

“Uhhhhh…Formula 1?”

“What?”

“Vroom vroom!!!”

“What is wrong with you???”

“My father used to punish me severely.”

We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.

But here’s the main thing…we DON’T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.

season 15

Jesus fuck I’m old…

Aren’t Frank and Charlie father and son? Forget gay, it’s problematic in a whole different way!

What this whole thing has taught me is that there is a market among billionaires for someone to peddle enslaved kids.

Now epstein is gone, and has been for years, but that demand doesn’t just die. I don’t have proof, but there is zero doubt in my mind that epstein is not a one and done. There’s either another epstein, or more likely a dozen smaller epsteins out there.

There’s a part of me that thinks all these ICE abducting kids is being done at trumps order, specifically as a means to replace epstein.

Wouldn’t the originals just be either NES or SNES roms? If you want those, they’ve been available for decades on various websites.

Super Mario Bros (1993)

Uhhhh…pornhub is that way ----->

I am too high for this. I completely misunderstood your title. I thought I was looking at a wireless camera placed inside your sink drain, just under your garbage disposal, which has become sentient, and your cat is sticking his face down the drain as this picture was taken.

I now realize that’s NOT what is being implied, but also, I still don’t get what IS happening in this photo.

I mixed up loops and threats (Meta)

Unclear if typo, or intentional insult. Either way, leave it that way.

They’re still a little wobbly but they’re good enough.

This is what drunk dads say about their 1 year old son who’s just learning to walk.

I only have one laptop so my hobbies have to coexist on it.

And yet I see no pornhub sticker…

Didn’t even think of that. Changed it.

Can confirm. As far as my mom in 1998 knew, I didn’t have access to the internet. I needed the password to go on her Earthlink 56k internet account.

I’m 42 now, and my mom STILL thinks I never knew her password.

I’m 42 years old, and still remember it, because of how many times 15 year old me typed that in.

I guess I don’t need to “maintain” that lie anymore. I can’t imagine a scenario where my 70+ year old mother will ask me about that exact situation, or why it would matter today.

Aw man. I was hoping your goat got ICE out of your neighborhood. Such an invasive species.

Am I the only one who finds this story laughable? As a mostly console gamer, if feels like Nintendo releases games for $70, and they NEVER drop in price.

If you can find a walmart that somehow still has PS2 and gamecube games, the PS2 game will probably be some sports game, and it’s been reduced to $0.10.

The Gamecube game will be some kirby game, and still 2002 MSRP of $60.

Meanwhile over on steam, they’re like:

"Ok, this is a AAA game, came out in 2025, MSRP is $60, but we’re running a sale to pick it up for $5.

Also, here’s a shitton of free games. Go nuts."

“If your last name ends in ‘in’, it’s time to get out.”