Not sure why you’re getting downvoted.

Now about this part about overthrowing the government…yeah, let’s do that.

Like me. I shouldn’t have kids. They’d be all like “DAAAAAD!!! I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL!!!” and I’d be like “So what’s stopping you? Go on! Git!” And then they’d cry…because they think daddy doesn’t love them…but in reality I’m just dealing with year 42 of untreated undiagnosed crippling depression.

…fud?

But Brawndo has the electrolites that plants crave!

Just in case the joke is too far of a stretch to make the connection, what I’m saying is the obvious simple solution isn’t profitable.

They’d rather sell you a solution that doesn’t actually work, then give you a solution that works that they can’t make profit on.

Oh boy. Have I got a treat for you

I have no idea. I was probably 5, and had birthday money.

You hear that people? Go set up a camera and show us your genitals! But also, be hot. Or at least interesting. Maybe learn to juggle as you give a blowjob. That’d be fun to watch! If you can do that, the world needs to see it. So why not put it on Lemmy? For the Fediverse!!!

Only half?

Damn. My whole life could have been an email. An email that I’d ignore because it’s nothing important.

NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! They can’t just Jurassic Park this thing, and just have an infinate amount of islands!

And then banned your family from using the remote.

I don’t get the whole ram catagories. DDR3, DDR4, DDR5. They make it seem like the higher the number, the better the ram, but I always thought ram was just a space for computers to temporarily store information until it was ready to call on it.

So from my perspective 16GB DDR3 should be the same as 16GB DDR5. But that’s clearly not the case.

Born just in time to not be able to be a nazi!

Yes, I know the Hitler Youth existed…but I don’t hold that against those (at the time) children. They were being conditioned to support a system they didn’t understand.

I figure anyone younger than 20 is too young to be blamed for all that crap. The brain stops developing at age 23. So I don’t expect an 8 year old to hold a very good grasp on international politics and wars. Especially in an age where an hour nightly AM radio broadcast, and a daily morning newspaper were your only source for news.

Yes, but you’re a nutsack. It’s fine when YOU make that face.

Until throw these fucks in jail this shit will continue.

Which is exactly why that won’t happen. Our president is a pedophile. There’s a whole network of wealthy pedophiles who no longer have an island. The pedophiles are in power.

…did we?

Best I can do is shutting the whole planet down.

Oh no…Anyways.

GUYS!!! WE FOUND THE ONE!!! HE’S THE ONE WHO ENDS AI!!!

Praise be!

I have no idea.

So the FCC won’t let me be, or let me be me, so let me see…they try to shut down the internet on my pc, but it would be so empty without me!