Does your friend need anymore friends? I don’t want a mug. I just want a friend who’s the kind of person who cares enough about their friends to even think to do this.

Yeah. I can believe that forces within the human brain could help AI reduce it’s power consumption.

Step 1) Turn off AI.

Step 2) There is no step 2.

At least, that’s what my brain thought.

Is it sensitive enough to touch my self

Oh no…

esteem without damaging it?

Oh. I thought you were going in a whole different direction there…

To be fair, if you got on hold with HP support on the day the article was published, you’d still be onhold today.

I enjoy that you gave a serious and helpful answer.

None. Because that would mean that humans on Earth are being reasonable.

Have you met people? People are the worst.

Legally? Maybe not.

But Col Sanders left KFC after selling a business he created with his own secret reciepe. Then after he sold it, he watched the new owners use his image to sell an inferior chicken product.

So he started up another new chicken resteraunt using the original reciepe. Legally he couldn’t call it KFC, but that doesn’t change the fact that it was the original KFC reciepe.

Hows that phrase go? A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.

Call things whatever word you want, it’s still the same thing in the end.

Back to the mines, slave!

…Well I’m fairly sure this comment isn’t AI generated. Usually with AI, I at least understand the projected message.

Here, I’m fairly certain that not all of those are even real words! Who just sits there and makes up fake words, as if they were real? Hmmph. A real loser, that’s who!

…covfefe.

What about taxes? Can you help me do my taxes? I’m trying to do it myself, but it’s asking me to fill in the lines from Schedule II, and I don’t know what that is! My numbers add up, and either my refund is 42 billion dollars, or $0. In either event, I fear I’ve screwed this up.

Well, that runs into a different problem with the same results.

Sure, GOOGLE can’t hinder you from installing apps, but the fact that nobody has heard of these OS’s before means your selection of available apps is what hinders your ability to install apps.

Yeah, but you guys don’t have any ghosts in your city! So…Who ya gonna call???

…so it’s android.

No. It’s to make it very annoying. It’s not as annoying as possible, because it could always be more annoying.

There’s too many AI bot posters these days.

Is there a non-lemmy.ml variant?

What if both android and iOS do this?

Orrrrrr, you could, and hear me out…NOT use products from argueably THE biggest invader of privacy of our times. You could just use another messanger.

Why would that person want to meet other people? They clearly stated that they’re happily off the market.

Or are you just AI too? Either way, you didn’t seem to understand the message.

I don’t understand catbox.moe.

Two years ago I couldn’t click those links. Then I figured out with a VPN I could. Turns out, Verizon was blocking access.

But now? I can click them just fine.

I still don’t know why Verizon blocked them. Or why they unblocked them. I’ve only seen catbox.moe on Lemmy.