I’d pay $0.20 to read this comic

She might actually start with a 4.

Yes. Give the Fart Master your social security number, and mothers maiden name.

Which you would think wouldn’t be needed if he already has your SSN…but that part isn’t about privacy breaches. Instead, he’s just looking to find your mom and take her out on a date! Fart Master is going to be your new dad!

What are you talking about? You think this is some kind of game where we all have to be responsible for ourselves, and create solutions that serve everybody? Get real!

This is Earth! Where the elite make all the rules, and those rules aren’t based on logic, or problem solving. They’re based on what will make the elite the most money!

So you bet your ass when Mark Facebook Zuckerberg pitches an idea, he’s doing so to steal your data, and figure out how to create a problem that needs fixing, which can just so happen be fixed with privacy invasion! Yaaaay! Isn’t capitolism grand?

Oh, ya got me! Clearly an AI never makes mistakes, and everyone who tells you otherwise, including me, is clearly lying!

So you can’t trust what people say ever. You need to always see video.

Wait, but now video can be easily manipulated by AI. I can make evidence that never happened.

So you can’t trust people. You can’t trust video. I guess nothing ever happens, and if someone says something happened, you can’t trust the proof now either. Guess nothing ever happens.

Last year McDonalds tried a test of replacing human drive thru workers with an AI running the speaker board. It was shut down after only 3 weeks.

My favorite bit was a guy trying to order a big mac meal large with a coke.

What the AI heard, was 81,000 bottles of Dasani water. Then asked “Is this correct?” To which the guy responded “81,000 bottles of fucking water???”

To which the AI added a big mac meal medium with a water. Then asked if his updated order was correct. He just drove off.

Are you asking people to send you photos of that?

I mean…yeah. The guy who created Bluesky is the same guy who created Twitter originally. What makes you think anything would be different? I’m honestly surprised they’re even humoring the idea of decentralization.

I’d be a better fit for the role. I’ve never played XBox, but neither has she, and I’ve been a gamer since 1985.

I’d LOVE to get in there, and do something with Rare.

Done!

Thanks! This worked!

Thanks! This worked.

You gonna deny a hard working AI a job?

Yes please!

It’s like a french WWII troop. Surrendering and retreating.

looks at mirror

Nope. Not 1999. I still have grey hair.

It’s not the AI that causes problems. It’s the CEOs that INSIST this bullshit needs to not only be part of our lives, but also affect our lives.

We can’t buy ram at reasonable prices. I hear storage (hard drives, and solid state drives) are also going to go back to being expensive.

GPUs as well.

This is just like a few years ago when all the crypto bros decided they needed all the GPUs. So prices went from $100 or so, to $700. I’ve heard of some high end GPUs at tge peak of it going for 3k.

Except this time, when the fad ends, I heard it’s going to collapse the entire US economy.

We’re being forced to prop up a technology that does not work in the ways they want it to, and never will. It can’t. Thats not something a computer can ever do.

It’s like saying a plane can fly at 550mph, and a pigeon can also fly. Therefore we’re forcing the entire united states economy to be dependant on pigeons flying from New York to Los Angelas in 5 hours.

It can’t do that.

So when it fails, it basically creates a global depression.

That’s what we’re doing here. The CEOs are at fault. The AI itself will only do what you tell it to do.

Orrrrrr…maybe it was Lee Harvey Oswald. Notice how Steam goes back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Baaaaaack…and to the left.

They are essentially trying to regulate technology they know very little about.

You’re surprised that law makers are trying to regulate things they know nothing about? Oh…oh I have like 2000 years worth of news for you…

“They are putting profits over sanity and safety”

Soooooooo, just like every other business in the history of capitolism?

I don’t think you can plug a thumb drive into a pidgeon.