Well, tumblr died out in 2017 because they said “NO PORN!!!”

And all the blogs died.

It’s like Dr Cox said: “If you take all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left. www.bringbacktheporn.com and nobody would visit because it doesn’t have porn.”

So. Does WAFRN have porn? And also…why are these things ALWAYS named with weird hard to pronounce names? Come see my new website Drufyflezak!

Ian Malcolm? I thought you were fictional!

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

I mean…yes? Physics are involved for sure.

Automatic upvote for Jurassic Park.

He’s not wrong. The one on the right kinda looks like Seinfeld. It’s one of those things where once you see it, you don’t unsee it.

He’s not OP. He’s just another person…

Maybe because I’m high, but you just made me ugly laugh on the bus. I just saw fireworks. And now I’m remembering that plan I had to go back to the early 90s, and buy stock in yahoo. But through a telephone error, I ended up buying cases of yoohoo instead. Still worth it. I got to go back in time and see a micheal jackson concert when he was still black, and a Nirvana concert back before they were heard of.

Still though…to be a billionaire.

Microsoft owns taco bell?

Ya know…it’s not often you root for the public shooter.

In response to that, I reccomend a swift boot up the Xbox producers ass!

Well, I mean that was proven in the prohibition era. Alcohol was illegal, and thus you could be arrested for having it.

And yet, the task force to enforce these rules was like 1 agent per every 500,000 citizens. So “super secret” speakeasies were EVERYWHERE in those days. So common that drunks would knock on random peoples doors, and home owners would instinctively yell “THIS ISN’T A SPEAKEASY!!!” and the drunk would go knock on the next door. It was said you only had to knock on 20-30 doors depending on the city, before you happened upon a secret speakeasy.

The head of the task force said New Orleans was the easiest to find alcohol, having just flown into the airport, he said it took about 30 seconds before he got into a cab, and was IMMEDIATELY offered booze.

If a law is a law, but it’s not being enforced, is it really a law?

Man. I have no use for this. I know where I go. I go to work. And then the gym. Almost every day. Because I work a lot.

It’s like my boss always says…“BACK TO WORK, DICKHEAD!”

…now are those real words, or are you picking out random spoonfuls of alphabet soup?

Sorry, my mistake in typing. The woman on the right looks 50. The woman on the left looks 80.

The woman on the left looks 50.

That IS a fun fact!

…I don’t know what to do with this information, but it is a fun fact.

Neither of those women look Gen Z to me.

I’m sorry…can we take a minute here to point out that the head of XBOX is named “Matt Booty”? No? Just me?

Day’s not over…