pets the kitty

I thought it was $35?

Well, today IS today. At least it wasn’t a rickroll.

Here, check THIS out instead!

Probably the same ones who ate my neighbors! Now they want more…

If you think it is priced too high, then it is your choice to not purchase, and we hope that with enough time, and extra development, we will be able to convince you of its value.

No. It just convinces me to pirate.

I don’t even understand linux as it is. Now you’re telling me there’s zombies in my linux??? But zombies ate my neighbors!

Right now, we’re considering implementing something akin to the date pickers that were ubiquitous when signing up for internet services in the early 2000s where it’s just an honor system.

If you implement that, I switch to a fork that removes it.

Actually, pretty sure that was 1940s Germany humor.

…actually it wasn’t humor to them.

Get out of the car before it does.

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted.

Now about this part about overthrowing the government…yeah, let’s do that.

Like me. I shouldn’t have kids. They’d be all like “DAAAAAD!!! I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL!!!” and I’d be like “So what’s stopping you? Go on! Git!” And then they’d cry…because they think daddy doesn’t love them…but in reality I’m just dealing with year 42 of untreated undiagnosed crippling depression.

…fud?

But Brawndo has the electrolites that plants crave!

Just in case the joke is too far of a stretch to make the connection, what I’m saying is the obvious simple solution isn’t profitable.

They’d rather sell you a solution that doesn’t actually work, then give you a solution that works that they can’t make profit on.

Oh boy. Have I got a treat for you

I have no idea. I was probably 5, and had birthday money.

You hear that people? Go set up a camera and show us your genitals! But also, be hot. Or at least interesting. Maybe learn to juggle as you give a blowjob. That’d be fun to watch! If you can do that, the world needs to see it. So why not put it on Lemmy? For the Fediverse!!!

Only half?

Damn. My whole life could have been an email. An email that I’d ignore because it’s nothing important.

NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! They can’t just Jurassic Park this thing, and just have an infinate amount of islands!

And then banned your family from using the remote.

I don’t get the whole ram catagories. DDR3, DDR4, DDR5. They make it seem like the higher the number, the better the ram, but I always thought ram was just a space for computers to temporarily store information until it was ready to call on it.

So from my perspective 16GB DDR3 should be the same as 16GB DDR5. But that’s clearly not the case.