The Oblongs was fun.

Drawn Together was awful, but a trashy-yet-fascinating kind of awful, and definitely qualified as unhinged.

oh, and superjail, and squidbillies. 1000%, superjail and squidbillies, someone else should’ve mentioned these by now, I hate to this day that I can still remember them.

Shit, most of Adult Swim’s lineup was either syndicated fox series, anime, or completely fucking duck tits insane.

you can’t make me

I’m supposed to be asleep?

Nice try, dweeb.

well, before antidepressants, I would’ve said “jerk off”

but now, errr… I dunno, torture people in video games?

I would but there’s a site I use called RVRB that only works with Spotify Premium AFAIK, and I enjoy the site too much to give it up. Great way to discover new music.

Yeah, but we have no useful way to channel the energy from nuclear fission into propulsion, so that’s a moot point if we’re talking in practical terms. At least, we don’t without irradiating everything. My point was not that combustion-based propellants are energy efficient, merely that it takes a lot of energy to escape gravity, and while theoretically nuclear propulsion would be more efficient, in practice, burning shit is really the best we can do without giving someone cancer every time we want to put something in orbit, because gravity is a fuck.

legit I pay for Spotify and I love spicetify, been considering canceling it because spicetify and revanced spotify exist

Au contraire, mon frere. “Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space.”

if you have enough mass moving quickly enough, someone’s gonna have a real bad day. Gravity is fantastic for getting a lot of mass moving very quickly, it’s why space missions slingshot around planets to get from A to B instead of burning propellant straight there. Even dropping tungsten rods from orbit can get you atom-bomb-sized explosions, and if you had any means of (even weakly) accelerating them before that, gravity would help further accelerate them.

That, and have you seen the amount of propellant required to overcome gravity? Compare that to the amount of fissile material you need to make a viable nuclear device. It’s peanuts. A (small) nuke might as well be a rounding error compared to the amount of fuel you need to overcome gravity and leave earths orbit, gravity is that much of a fuck.

just waiting for the end.

destroy your device by… having to reboot it. the horror! The pain! The financial loss of downtime!

you can’t make me

sleep is for the weak and the dead

you are now forever tagged as “sounding enthusiast” for me

Also, frozen pizza is a thing. Yeah, it can suck, but not all of it sucks equally – and you can always add your own toppings to make it suck much less. You got options when your pizza joint of choice is closed, if you keep one of those in the freezer for rainy days.

it’s a post-truth era, friend, best get used to it.

and this photographer shot with expert tiimiiiiing

IT’S SPHERICAL

SPHERICAL

Needs more blur. Maybe something fancy. Eloquent. Gaussian.

first of all you’re not shittymorph, and second of all, I believe we prefer meta shitposts about beans around these parts

Cool ranch doritos + Chocolate.

Generally any sweet and savory combo does nothing for me, but as strange as this one is, I dig it. It’s not bad.