Time for a live action Disney remake of Charlotte’s origin story and inner darkness, starring Florence Pugh.

For the good of the collective

I know a guy who takes them home and keeps them as pets for a few a weeks and then sets them loose back in the park.

Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.

that’s said

“that said”

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/that said

I like her “written by a human” badge. Never saw one before. Gotta say I was wondering, which probably lends to her point.

As a woman who works with men, “bro” and “man” (thanks, man) seem to signify comradarie that I don’t receive. It’s not a big enough deal to bring up in the workplace, but I associate it with feeling left out and it makes me sad sometimes. Since you asked.

Generous. Most high schoolers I knew would never be caught thinking.

External hard drive

Where did you put your wallet, phone, and keys?

Nice job, quality pun work

That’s why I like it. It’s like a perfect loop gif, but a meme.

If the bathwater on your fingers isn’t enough, you can always dip each bite before you eat it.

My mistake if that’s the case.

It sounds like the author of the article is more concerned with the incentive it creates for developers to push useless or sloppy updates (“impact driven development”) than the UX.

Someone tipped her off

If it’s too correct Americans can’t read it.

This is unironically in my playlists.

Feature requests never account for the performance hit.

That’s usually right in the middle of the car.