Where did you put your wallet, phone, and keys?

Nice job, quality pun work

That’s why I like it. It’s like a perfect loop gif, but a meme.

If the bathwater on your fingers isn’t enough, you can always dip each bite before you eat it.

My mistake if that’s the case.

It sounds like the author of the article is more concerned with the incentive it creates for developers to push useless or sloppy updates (“impact driven development”) than the UX.

Someone tipped her off

If it’s too correct Americans can’t read it.

This is unironically in my playlists.

Feature requests never account for the performance hit.

That’s usually right in the middle of the car.

Cordless mouse?

The movie. Didn’t know there was a show.

Aeonflux, except I don’t actually bother trying to defend it.

I was referencing this meme.

Too much sugar. Water is the true adult beverage.

My point is that the world is full of stupid people and in a zombie apocalypse, a lot of them would become zombies. If you’re in one of the places where everyone skips the apocalypse by using common sense, that’s great. You and yours may be the best of us.

There was more than one country that couldn’t consistently follow the rules.

i guess most people around me just gonna stay at home and be fine.

Were you born since covid or smth?

I’m not sure Last Kiss by Pearl Jam is actually better than the original but it definitely deserves honorable mention.