• fubarx@lemmy.world
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    There was a cheapo Japanese restaurant downtown. Plastic everything. Went there for lunch a while back. Worst Bento box ever.

    Six months later. Hmm, Bento box sounds good. Go to this Japanese restaurant. Halfway through the awful meal, remember I’d been there! Swore never to go back. Again.

    This cycle repeated SIX times.

    What broke it was the whole building burning to the ground because of a grease fire.

    Point is… hmm… Bento for lunch sounds good.

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Fun fact: This is not actually much different from the process of testing which foods trigger your IBS. After keeping the low FODMAPs diet, wherein you initially remove all possible triggers, you then test them one by one to see which ones you have specifically.

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      No, it’s very different.

      When you have multiple allergies/intolerances, starting at zero and then adding one thing at a time is a lot more efficient than removing one thing at a time.

      Removing one thing at a time will create many false negatives, where you remove a hit but don’t notice because you left another hit behind.

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    You mean the tuna and the house sauce weren’t the two variables this guy tried isolating first?

    He literally tried removing rice and all the vegetables before thinking “hmm, maybe it’s the tuna or the sauce.”

    What a loon. He deserves every one of those awful shits.

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        Good science will use previous norms, findings and general trends to provide a more useful starting point tho.

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        Good science starts from the body of evidence we already know, creates a plausible hypothesis, and then tests that hypothesis to see whether it can be disproven.

        We don’t say “hey, maybe gravity isn’t real so to be unbiased I need to assume it’s not and test every other possibility before determining what keeps making these bricks fall on my head every time I throw them up in the air”

        No need to reinvent the wheel for every experiment.

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          Maybe not the greatest example since we don’t fully understand gravity. ”good" in the sense of being expedient, affordable and conventional. Sometimes approaching unsolved problems without the constraints of prior constructs can lead to better understanding.

          Also, vegetables usually are the culprits anyways.

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            Okay, but they can focus on experiments designed to determine whether gravity is caused by quantum mechanics or relativity or something else. They don’t need to drop bricks on their heads just to prove newtonian physics…

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    Pretty sure he’s forgetting the constant variable, where x equals the times the cook uses the porta potty divided by the times he washes his hands.

    (i.e division by zero = butthole undefined, or maybe infinite diarrhea).

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    When I was an alcoholic I diagnosed myself with lactose intolerance. I’d have the Gatling Shits and wonder ‘Hmm was it the 14 tallboy cans of beer last night or the half liter of milk I had for lunch? Must have been the milk.’

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      I didnt get lactose intolerance until I was in my 30s. So weird that my body just decided “Nah, Im good with dairy products” all on it’s own.

      Really wish I would have discovered that earlier in life, before I developed my crippling cocoa pebbles addiction.

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        So weird that my body just decided “Nah, Im good with dairy products” all on it’s own.

        That’s actually the normal way your body is supposed to be. Most mammals lose their tolerance a little after they are weaned. Only some portions of humans retained lactase in their guts, generally groups that were pastoralists retained lactase and other groups didn’t. It’s why most east asian don’t have lactose tolerance but Mongolians, some Sub-Saharan Africans, and Europeans do.

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      So your lactose intolerant huh? That sucks. I used to wonder what food was causing my rectum to bleed so much, but I’ve diagnosed that it wasn’t something to worry about until my 40s.

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        Dealing with bleeding in my 40s after putting it off for a few years, don’t recommend.

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          Yeah it started for me around 18 or so. I’ve put it off for 18 years now. I’m sure it was a mixture of drinking, dehydration, excessive running, stress and poor diet. For a little while I couldn’t figure out if it was hemmroids from stress/riding a motorcycle and other strains but when I read more into the damages that can be done from long distance running all the time, I think that and diet caused most of it. Excessive alcohol use following that up didn’t help much. I’ve learned that bad choices are my Pokemon, I apparently just have to catch them all before I learn anything

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      In this case it would be an intolerance, and those you really do have to find on your own, unfortunately. And figuring it out can be extremely difficult.

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    It’s one of them.

    Flawed assumption. It could be both. You’ll need to eat there at least two more times to find out, assuming each trial yields 100% certainty.


    Edit: I thought it should be obvious that we’re taking them absolutely at their word that they’ve properly isolated these two variables because this experiment exists inside a joke and never happened. The whole point of the joke is that the methodology is god awful and completely unrealistic, so questioning that they’ve truly isolated the variables is pointless.


    Edit 2: Wait, I totally misread the experiment setup. @TheYojimbo@lemmy.world is entirely correct that they’ve eliminated nothing if the experiment is totally defined by 8 bowls and 8 bouts of diarrhea. They’re still converging on at least one cause, but there could still be others. My career is ruined.

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      In fact, they could be allergic to some or all of the ingredients eliminated. Or to the delivery driver’s personal hygiene.

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        We’ll take them at their word that they’ve truly narrowed the variables to tuna and house sauce (i.e. they’ve eaten a meal consisting of only tuna and house sauce and gotten sick, at least one of which has always been the underlying cause, but everything else they’ve eaten has been properly eliminated, and there are no ways outside of the food truck they could’ve gotten sick), and thus the only logical options are T, HS, or T+HS. The premise of the joke already relies on completely unrealistic simplifying assumptions, so we can too.


        Edit: We will not do this because it’s logically impossible based on the described experiment thus far. I’m an utter dipshit.

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          They said they ate 8 times and got diarrhea 8 times, the only way to be sure it’s one of them is to eat at least once without those ingredients and not get diarrhea

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            They said they got diarrhea 8 times over 8 bowls, but they never said how many ingredients they used. (Edit: Fuck)

            Assume nine ingredients exist: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i

            • Bowl 1: a + b + c + d + e + f + g + h + i: Diarrhea
            • Bowl 2: a: No diarrhea
            • Bowl 3: b: No diarrhea
            • Bowl 4: c: No diarrhea
            • Bowl 5: d: No diarrhea
            • Bowl 6: e: No diarrhea
            • Bowl 7: f: No diarrhea
            • Bowl 8: g: No diarrhea
            • Bowl 9: The one the OP is referring to “tomorrow”, which could have h, i, or h + i

            That’s a perfectly feasible if disgusting way to have a bowl from a poke truck if you’re doing it solely for an experiment. And that’s just one setup; there are more convoluted ones you could do that have fewer ingredients but mixed together so your bowls aren’t just one combination. I just chose the counterexample that’s easiest to construct mathematically and which logically uses the fewest steps to eliminate each ingredient.


            Edit: Wait, sorry, I misconstructed this because I misread it even while quoting it. Fuck, if they got diarrhea each time, then yeah, they’ve properly eliminated nothing.

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              Yeah that’s what I meant, 100% diarrhea means they eliminated nothing. Sorry I should have phrased that better.

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                100% diarrhea means they eliminated nothing.

                I take exception to this phrasing, whenever i have 100% diarrhea I eliminate the the contents of my guts and a half roll of toilet paper at least.

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                Oh, no, you phrased it fine; I read 8 bowls and 8 bouts multiple times and somehow still misinterpreted the experiment. It was only after I wrote down and submitted an example setup that I snapped out of my own illiteracy. I realized every possible counterexample was assuming “no diarrhea” trials.

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                  If we’re taking them at their word (and not the silly joke it is) technically they could have removed 7 ingredients so far, with only 2 left, while still having diarrhea each time. In that context, say next time they try the dish with only 1 ingredient and the don’t have diarrhea, then they have the likely suspect. They could then try the dish with every ingredient except the suspected allergen to confirm it

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    On the off chance this isn’t just a joke and never happened, in theory they had to have eaten the exact same dish each time, but requested removal of a single ingredient, and are now down to the last two eliminations?

    The only problem with this method being they’re going in with the assumption that a single ingredient is causing the issue, when it could be multiple or all of the ingredients - or even a result of poor hygiene from the person preparing these pokes.

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    It’s like me trying to figure out which brand of the 12th beer courses me to be sick the day after.

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    Somebody needs to learn about a binary search.

    (Assuming that there is exactly one ingredient causing the problem.)

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    Search Engine (podcast) had a 2 part episode on this that was interesting. They even did a DNA test on some samples of fish when trying to narrow down what it could be.

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      Pretty much every study I’ve seen where they DNA test fish shows that the fish was not even the type of fish it was labeled as.