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UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago

all the proof i need

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all the proof i need

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UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago
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    If I invented RSA encryption the essay and proof would be RSA encrypted with keys not provided.

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    “The proof is left as an exercise for the reader” is my fave

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      My favorite math joke to this day is:

      How many math professors does it take to change a lightbulb?

      The answer is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader.

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      Very funny, Fermat.

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    Missing off the top of my head:

    • proof by duration: it’s been working for so long, why change it now?
    • proof by populism: it’s served so many people well
    • proof by gaslighting: technically speaking Trump won 3 presidential elections in a row
    • proof by marriage: I’m married to Usha Vance and we have kids, how could I possibly be gay?
    • proof by omission: there’s no proof he’s a criminal, he never release his tax records
    • proof by silence:
    • proof by flooding the zone: nobody is talking about that anymore
  • deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip
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    I’ve found the equation that can calculate anything in the universe. A = f(x), where f(x) is the equation for the specific thing you want to calculate, you just have to put it in.

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    I like the credo quia absurdum

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      This is the answer to anyone asking

      “Why is that funny?”

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    Proof is left as an exercise for the reader: I forgot the proof in undergrad and so will you

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    It was revealed to me in a dream

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    • UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.orgOP
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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY

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      Of cause! Don’t be stupid!

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    Be aware of proofs by people in social networks

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    Lack of space was Fermat’s excuse for not proving his last theorem.

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    Physics also has the proof by “experiment says so, therefore we just add in some constant to make the equation work”

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    Proof by break: Before the break: “We will proof this theorem after a short break”, After the break: “As we have proven before the break…”
    Proof by unavailable literature: The prrof can be found in a publication only available by in-person request in one library of one university in Brno, Czechia. That closed 30 years ago.

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    important repository of similar content here. Thank you University of Utah.

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      Excellent content, thanks for sharing. I enjoy tormenting my friend with a constant drip feed of nerdy jokes, so I’m always looking for more to add to my supply (lest they learn that I do not actually have an infinite supply of them)

  • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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    A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? Its a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, its because its proven.

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    Don’t forget the proof by aliens…

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