I’ve upgraded to the skybox for the full experience. Comes with other fun amenities, like back pain, loud kids, and existential depression.
You have to sneak in the alcohol.
Ticketmaster
- Online fee: $73.27
- Convenience fee: $13.22
- Keyboard fee: $7.40
- Nickel and dime fee: $0.15
- Sponsor fee powered by Pepsi MAX: $23.83
- Satanic fee: $6.66
- H@X0R fee: $13.37
- CrAzY 8’s fee: $88.88
- It’s your lucky day! fee: $4.17
- Prime fee: $37.00
- Accountants told us we could do this fee: $21.66
- We hate fans fee: $51.96
- We also hate the band fee: $61.05
- Notices bulge fee: $OwO
- Oh and the venue can eat a dick fee: $20.80
- Asking you to buy insurance fee: $4.93
- We put your name in the Goblet of Fire fee: $3.82
- Free fee: $0.01
- Enter your birth year: 1979
- Good Smashing Pumpkins song fee: $19.79
- Your birth year divided by 100 fee: $19.79
- Neighbor fee: $1.32
- Weed fee: $4.20
Would you like to insure your ticket for $12.99?
☐ Yes, please! ☐ I would love to!
What does insurance do?
If you are unable to attend the event due to a covered reason (for example, sickness, burns, sick burns, loss of covered limbs, death of a family member, death of a friend, death of a salesman, etc), we will send a text saying, “that sux LOL,” to the phone number provided for a fee. Text and data rates may apply. Contact your carrier for details.
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Satanic fee 🤣🤣🤣
I like the weed fee.
You forgot the oral sex fee. And the no scope fee. Without those a ten year old fucks your mom.
Don’t give Ticketmaster ideas man. They WOULD charge you for staying at home in bed if they only could.
Expensive?
It’s about $170 on average in the US, give or take. It’s a subscription, though, so in reality it’s over $5K/mo. Technically it can be ended simply at any time, but most choose not to. The average American will spend over $3M on it in their lifetime.
LOL
Aren’t you meant to be banging two chicks at the same time?
Need a million dollars for that.
You don’t need a million bucks to do nothing. Take a look at my cousin. He’s broke. Don’t do shit.
See you there!
You & OP are roommates??
And they were roommates
just like in ancient times
Where’s my “I’m up all night working alone, cause today is just another day” crew?
