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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 小时前

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  • chraebsli@programming.dev
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    you can activate any windows or office by using vlmcsd (https://github.com/Wind4/vlmcsd). you can selfhost it, choose any windows version like 11 pro or enterprise or office product like office 24 enterprise. activate it using your kms server and you can enter the matching licence key every so often to activate it. doesn’t cost a cent except hosting on 512mb/1cpu. i think there are public kms servers with vlmcsd too. obviously JUST FOR TESTING PURPOSES ;)

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      Does https://massgrave.dev/ not work anymore?

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      You can, I’m barely able to read

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      Ah yes key management server server

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        haha yes sorry! my wireless wlan had some issues with my personal pc when i was etablishing a secure ssh connection. could also be an error with my dns system or with the http protocol.

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          so this is what an aneurism feels like

          • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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            Don’t worry, I can do it automatically at the ATM machine.

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              Now pronounce GIF. The RIGHT way…

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                3 小时前

                Jraphics Interchange Format?

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          Surely you mean a secure SSH shell…

          • BCsven@lemmy.ca
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            A secure secure shell shell

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          8 小时前

          The the Angels Angels

          • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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            Maculley Maculley Culkin Culkin.

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      kms server? massgrave? is this a dark joke i am not in on

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        Kms is key management services.

        Why massgrave is called that, I have no idea.

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          i thought kms was kill my self

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            I figured that’s what you thought. To be fair, using Microsoft also makes me want to kms. Luckily I don’t have to.

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              Because you’re already dead on the inside?

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                That as well, but I just don’t have a job requiring me to use windows.

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      Simpler to just use massgrave, no?

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        didnt know about massgrave until now. looks promising too.

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        Massgrave doesn’t work for Office I’m pretty sure.

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          It does now actually. Has been able to permanently activate Office for about two years or so? They did update the method from last year, however.

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      That’s the part that mystifies me. On the one hand, in an enterprise setting, it can be frustratingly difficult to license and activate your MS products, to the point where you cry out “Why do you make it so hard to give you our money?”
      And on the other hand, you can easily bypass the whole thing and get all their stuff for free.
      And it’s been that way for decades, so it doesn’t seem to be a mistake on their part.

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        In an enterprise setting you’d use something like Active Directory-Based Activation.

        You store your KMS key in Active Directory, then any machine that contacts the domain controller will be activated.

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        not sure about the legal side because when you install windows you accept eula and much more shit so im sure there is a sentence ‘only keys officially bought from and provided from microsoft shall be used.’

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        They only expect governments to pay not citizens

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      I understood some of that!

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