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cm0002@literature.cafe to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 16 hours ago

Sometimes my code is like this....

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Sometimes my code is like this....

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cm0002@literature.cafe to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 16 hours ago
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    Write tests.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    My code has half-implemented features like that.

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    I don’t get it. Why’s that picture included? Is there something in the picture I’m supposed to notice?

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    The moment you remove it the cold water tap in the toilets stops working…

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    deleted by creator

  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    Is that comma load-bearing too?

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      Probably, it does seem like, a lot of idiots, don’t know how to use them.

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      i am

      It’s supporting this other curious structure.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    // this is a load bearing comment. Do not remove.

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      More than 15 years ago I ended up with one of those in a C++ program.

      I’m sure the real ssue was somewhere else in the code, but if I removed one specific comment (or maybe it was a print to console, it was forever ago) it would segfault, otherwise it ran fine.

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        We had that in our DOS C code base. We didn’t have a debugger so we had a function that output debug messages to console if the debug flag was set.

        There were more than a few instances where a crash would stop happening if we added debug messages.

        We put it down to the linker rearranging modules to fit in memory as our exe was more than a megabyte in size.

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    I guess it is to hold the compressor for a split system air conditioner.

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      You can see what looks like a place for the cables to go though right above too.

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        Looks like a dryer vent to me. Hard to tell though.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      How do you install it and clean it without a door or a window?

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        Ladder or elevated work platform.

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    I’m afraid I may lose the majestic veranda that I once made that nobody can access but that I may want some day.

    Can’t risk it, so it stays.

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    That’s an illusory wall if I’ve ever seen one. There’s a hidden bonfire there, and you have to drop off the roof to find it.

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    Fuckin thing is load bearing, guarantee it

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    Syntax error: unexpected symbol , near know

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    #todo

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    The door was commented out.

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    It’s a path to the gutter so you can slide down. Duh.

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