“This jar is impossible to open!”
Me: opens jar with little effort
“…Well I loosened it for you!”
Sometimes people forget what’s possible by laying in their comforting bubble.
I am car free and was looking for a place in the Carribean to go cycling a bit during my vacation. I looked online for a place that had public transit and ended up with Guadeloupe and the island of Marie-Galante for cycling.
Just to be sure I double checked online and every forum and comment I found was saying that visiting Guadeloupe without a car was impossible; that a car was a necessity. Yet, I knew there was public transit, I had the map and schedules in front of me. So I mentally prepared to have to use a taxi to go everywhere (like in St-Martin, ugh).
But I arrived at the airport, went outside, saw the panels and arrows to public transit, waited for a bus, and got to the hotel. The next day I took another bus to the ferry terminal then went to Marie-Galante. I rented a bike, cycled around the island, spent a few days there, then came back in reverse using public transit too.
Apparently what was impossible to visit without a car, can be visited without a car, when we just try a bit.
I get the same thing when cycling or walking more than a few km. People are like “you walked here?” Why yes, you put one foot in front of another and next thing you know, you’re in a different place.
People can be so lazy. I park my car 60m from the shop and I get complaints from my parents like fuck just walk a little it won’t kill you.
I bike to work and bus and constantly people act like I cant be doing this out of my own freewill and i must be getting forced into this punishing situation because my car is broken. My car is broken because i dont use because i have no need or want but they do not understand this. No matter how many times I explain its actually easier and more beneficial for me its like water off a ducks back and i get the same question next time i see them.
Well that shouldn’t work but it did meaning… A WITCH!!
I mean you are just reinforcing bad behaviors like yeah dude you got lucky. Next time your fingers blow off don’t come asking me to drive you to the vet because the human hospital charges too much for their paddywagon
This feels like it can go into the trek communities by pasting a visor in the bird.

Perfection
Me anytime I look at a printer… THIS SHOULDNT WORK, IT DIDNT WORK, NOW IT DOES, WHAT WITCH CRAFT IS THIS?!
Ah, my child I see you seek the forbidden arts. You must not, though! Printer magic is simply too evil. Not intended for the mortal plane.
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Shadow, is that you?
this is basically c/jailbreak
“I accept your challenge”







