Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It’s sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.
Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don’t pre-grill the pineapple and they don’t cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.
Damn, lots of mustard stans here I guess
I got a similar reaction when I made a comment derogatory of mayonnaise.
Probably most common condiments have fans ready to defend them.
You don’t like mayo? What an affront to all things holy!
/s
I respect but disagree with such an opinion, no /s.
I do like pasta salad though, so there are exceptions.
OMG pasta salad is one place where I don’t put mayo. Let’s hope we never have to plan a cookout together :D
I’ve never actually made or had homemade pasta salad, so who knows - I might like it better without!
I eat the raw stuff (horseradish).
And since my friend also hated it, I sent him a video of me happily eating the raw stuff, without flinching.
Expert trolling. Hat’s off to you
We will fiercely defend our passions.
ETA: ignoring the obvious ketchup on that glorious wein shudders tells us far more
Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It’s sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.
Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don’t pre-grill the pineapple and they don’t cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.
None of it compares to well done steak with ketchup.
Makes me sick just thinking about it.
I probably wouldn’t use ketchup either, but if it were already there I’d still eat it without gagging.