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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours ago

Please stop dropping this kid off

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Please stop dropping this kid off

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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours ago
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  • dantel@programming.dev
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    19 hours ago

    I like how this also implies those people’s kids all end up in hell…

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.

      (Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)

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        i thought that meant limbo contests

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        Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.

          • imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml
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            I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol

            • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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              18 hours ago

              Kinky

              • imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml
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                lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible

                • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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                  Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Those kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.

      • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        He just puts them in the TV lounge, apparently.

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      I like how this also implies that Satan exists as anything other than man’s ego.

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    Unbaptized babies go to limbo.

    Unvaccinated ones go straight to hell.

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    Gonna abort my kids to make sure they get measles IN HELLLLL 👎👎👎

  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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    Damn. Look at that tag, @s8n! So cool your soul never stood a chance!

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    Of course he is. Throughout history, far more children died than survived. And as there was no Christianity for most of human history, those are obviously all in hell.

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