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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 10 hours ago

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panic

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 10 hours ago
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https://defcon.social/@fortyseven/116279569744717982

i miss when the law was trying to seem serious

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    I don’t see a call to fork(), so there’s clearly no child here.

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      bool isChild() {
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        Nope. The check should be in a while loop

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      23-19! 23-19!

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        🧦

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    Correct code:

    int getAge()
    {
        return 6578;
    }
    
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      Le Website: Wow, what are the odds this person using MY WEBSITE was born in 1900 on January 1st? They must be the oldest person in the world!

      Le me: is 14

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      42069

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    def verify_age(age):
        return age is not None
    
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      Unacceptable. All my friends are None

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    Troll em with a >

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    deleted by creator

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    Anything under 25 should be considered a child.

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      There seems to be a real tendency to want to narrow the band of what a functioning adult is, centered right around whatever age the poster happens to be at.

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      Anyone > 65 should be considered senile until proven different. After all, it’s not kids that get scammed out of their retirement funds.

      That’s not my opinion, but it might lead to changes.

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        Kids don’t have retirement funds. If they did, and they had free access to them, they would definitely get scammed out of them.

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          That’s pretty much what I wrote, just lacking the sarcasm.

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            Possession of money is literally the definition of scammed.

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