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Beep@lemmus.org to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

You after wiping your ass for the 27th time and still see shit

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You after wiping your ass for the 27th time and still see shit

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Beep@lemmus.org to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.

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      Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass

      Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.

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        I tried that but it just does not clean that well it seems. The toilet paper gets dirty

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          You maybe have a shitty bidet, or its settings need to be adjusted .
          Also there’s a bit of technique - you gotta move around a bit; work the spray around to get everything.

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            It’s a standalone one

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        • scytale@piefed.zip
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          Use your hands and wash with soap. Then use toilet paper to pat dry afterwards. That’s what I do and you can’t get any cleaner than that.

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            I only do that in severe cases

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      pressure wash your ass

      Yes. It shouldn’t take that much pressure.

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        But it does not clean that well.

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          Maybe you have low water pressure? It should feel like a tiny hose.

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            Yeah, low water pressure would be my guess.

            Water can cut through steel plate at high enough pressure. It can certainly remove poop from a butt with enough pressure.

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      You’re just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.

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        I don’t usually spend more than 5 minjtes shitting so…

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