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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

    • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      I mean, 2 girls kicking it wild style tends not to result in children that often, but God bless them for trying.

      • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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        7 hours ago

        Hmmm. You think maybe we let men use the rails too? Like dirty hobos? Big ol sweaty hobos, confined in a freight car for hours on end with nothing else to do?

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        Averaging it out, 25-45% of potential pairings would result in compatible gametes so I say let’s get some maglevs.

        Just like how the train caused massive changes to human genetics, 40 minute booty calls would do even more.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        12 hours ago

        Good. GOOOD! There’s too many people on Earth, it is oh so so crowded. We aren’t appreciated as is, and now you want to squeeze more people on it?

        Our governments go out of their way to subtly make every aspect of our lives a living hell on purpose, don’t be fooled. You can tell by thr red tape, the stoplight for pedestrians turning red just a moment before they can make it accross, while cars have a long green period.

        The way partialy disabled people are expected to work as much as an able-bodied person, even if just having their disability diagnosed makes them unemployable.

        The way they paternalize you by restricting drugs that aren’t even narcotic, stimulant, hallucinogen or addictive, just so you can’t treat yourself, and you have to go through the corrupt medical system, and play the price is right with bribes.

        Maybe the doctor is a moron, or just feels like fucking you over, tf do you do?

        You are blamed for needing anything, and if you don’t need anything, people just asume you are where you are because you wasted money, or got high, or whatever.

        Your co-workers with smiling faces, actively see you as a threat, and try to fuck you over in any way possible, the people you have to see every day.

        Why push a child into this world?