• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      1. Must provide sex on demand while also being sexually incompetent, if not entirely reluctant. Paradoxically, your performance will be evaluated in comparison with experienced prostitutes.

      2. Must suffer abuse gladly

      3. Be Bene Gesserit I guess???

      4. Enjoy doing paperwork for absolutely no benefit whatsoever. Hope everything goes perfectly, otherwise licenses, voting and passport might be on hold until the issue is resolved.

      5. This one sounds like just having arms, but I’m assuming it actually means “Do all the cooking and cleaning enthusiastically and to an unreasonably high standard without cooperation, assistance or even appreciation of any kind.”

      I bet those asshats complained about the consequences of their demands constantly, too.

    • Tiral@lemmy.zip
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      Yeah, you should generalize more. Don’t forget we’re all rapists, or rapists just waiting for an opportunity? I always forget which one we all are, tell me more generalizations please.

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    Why a male child, she’s clearly going for matrilineal-style enatic (female only) succession rules.

  • MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
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    Oh man, they left out the part where they need to be attractive and pleasant/sociable. There are probably tons of disgusting incels that would be fine with this. Traditional definition of incel, not the modern redpill incel. You know, the obese neck-bearded fedora-wearing samurai sword “Anything for you m’lady” type.

    The only one that is left to chance is #3, and with the miracle of IVF, the cards come out face up.

    I get the point, but I think they forgot how disgusting desperate men can be.