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downpunxx@fedia.io to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

sphincter? i never even met her

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sphincter? i never even met her

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downpunxx@fedia.io to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    When you finish tinkling, just give the bit between the plums and the starfish a little poke to get the last few drops out.

    You’re welcome.

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      Seriously… However awkward it is to talk about, it worked so well I told my coworkers lol

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      Whats the starfish

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        You need to bring a starfish from the beach when you go

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXHZiKu5f90

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      I keep hearing this but can’t seem to get it to work :(

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      Listen… If you don’t hear back from me, thanks for the life changing advice.

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      Taint?

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        The gooch

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          Good ole Chode

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