The office where I produce the most back end development output
Need a poiuy keyboard.
I’m developing my backend at the gym
To me this is reverse engineering
The humble full-stack developer:
just realized the keyboard is upside down so my joke doesn’t even make sense 😔
Must be Australian, too.
It’s low level backend programming
Could be worse - could be typing on someone’s ass (the “back end”).
How is that worse, depending on the person you’re typing on, of course?
Gonna take quite a bit longer to finish the project that way…
Give me 37.5 seconds max and I’ll finish. Ez
Depends. I bet you could slap one of those rollable silicone keyboards on a flat ass with minimal loss of productivity as long as the ass haver is patient and good at lying still.
…is not a sentence I ever thought I’d type 😄
Now this is a real backend developer.
Is this the move that makes the big booty?
One of the moves yes. Hip thrust.
Squats for your backend, those are clearly for legs.
You can just about make out it is engaging the butt too, it’s just a poor angle.
As a gym rat with a fat ass, squats for your cheeks.
These make ya legs pop like Ms. Incredible
Sure, but hip thrusts do both too.
Ai generated developer pictures be like.
Gonna end my internet today on a good note with this post. Goodnight funny people in my phone
They don’t use their hands. They stick the keyboard up their backend and do kegel crunches.
Do all backend developers have their vision moved back and to the right so they look over their own shoulder?
Yes, unfortunately they don’t know how to fix their vision’s css
