spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 years agorule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)lemmy.cafeimagemessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1296arrow-down10
arrow-up1296arrow-down1imagerule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)lemmy.cafespujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square77fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoBut only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoDon’t tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoThat reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate “bottomless breadsticks” and he powered through like forty in a single day
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoI would just like to let you know you’re a good friend o7
But only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.
Don’t tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless
That reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate “bottomless breadsticks” and he powered through like forty in a single day
I would just like to let you know you’re a good friend o7