I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
Definetly feels like it should be illegal
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive…
Fuck I love Minecraft!
I was expecting Rimworld at this point NGL
Me too.
Shit now I wanna play rimeorld
Excessive use of portable mini nukes?
Fishing
I didn’t realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
For democracy!
Spreading democracy
Destroying a coal mine with magic
Turning the universe into paperclips
B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.
Link is a bastard.
Smashing blocks into the ground …
Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.
Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn’t really have laws I suppose), murder…
