Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
Definetly feels like it should be illegal
I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive…
Fuck I love Minecraft!
I was expecting Rimworld at this point NGL
Me too.
Shit now I wanna play rimeorld
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Fishing
I didn’t realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Excessive use of portable mini nukes?
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
For democracy!
Turning the universe into paperclips
Impersonating a defense attorney.
B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.
Link is a bastard.
Smashing blocks into the ground …
Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.
Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn’t really have laws I suppose), murder…
