I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
Definetly feels like it should be illegal
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive…
Fuck I love Minecraft!
I was expecting Rimworld at this point NGL
Me too.
Shit now I wanna play rimeorld
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Managed Democracy for everyone!
And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me
Turning the universe into paperclips
Fishing
I didn’t realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Excessive use of portable mini nukes?
Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
Building a house in the woods without planning permission.
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
For democracy!
KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!
B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.
Link is a bastard.
Smashing blocks into the ground …
