PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldimagemessage-square248fedilinkarrow-up11.45Karrow-down136
arrow-up11.42Karrow-down1imageWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square248fedilink
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up89·1 year agoJapanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·1 year agoWe deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoSpock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoAnd if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months ago*except on one of the all-female trains
Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
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We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
committed sudoku*
Whilst wearing a seifuku
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Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
*except on one of the all-female trains