BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldcake to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square257fedilinkarrow-up1985arrow-down144
arrow-up1941arrow-down1imageIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldcake to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square257fedilink
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·19 hours agoI’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
minus-squaredon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·15 hours agoWell, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
minus-squaremarkovs_gun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·17 hours agoWhich half of the barista do you get
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·16 hours agoI’m fine with that
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-219 hours agoCan confirm. Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·16 hours agoIt really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you. I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoOk so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoYou should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
Killin it
Which half of the barista do you get
Just the ass
I’m fine with that
Can confirm.
Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
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