I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
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Somewhere special that you’ve never put it before, so you wouldn’t forget where it was
My son once took all the cards our of my wallet and put them in the printer/scanner that we never use. I only found out 2 years later when I finally went to print something and there was a jam, opened the scanner lid to get inside and boom.
Could be there.
Check under the sofa
Between the cushions too
Are you walking funny … ?
Prison wallet gang!
We’re on lemmy, we’re all commie, so we don’t have neither wallets nor money, and collectively re-appropriate what she capitalists stole us when needing something.
It’s part of term of use, you had to throw your wallet away before joining
Drawer No. 42.
Have you looked in the hood of a Ford Fusion in Minnesota?
Slid between the bed and the wall.
Have you checked your butthole?
Ski-dap Bad-ap Butthole
Bud Hole, a place where my Buddies hang out
That’s where I put my weed
AKA: Prison Wallet.
Have you tried utilizing A* algorithm as a basis for your search pattern yet?
bro your literally posting this from your wallet. smh my head dude
I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.
The same could have happened to YOU.
Have you looked in Nature’s Pocket?
Have you tried calling it
Fr tho, I love these Airtags and Samsung tags they made, maybe bad for privacy and its kinda shitty they force you to use their ecosystem, but it’s great if your pets are mischievous and wants to hide and/or escape, and you don’t want to oay a monthly fee or change the battery every week. (Don’t get the Google Tags, those are unusable)
I hate iOS, so Samsung is the only other devil there is in town if I want to track my items (and my cat). (I know they are the devil but their shit works, so… 🤷♂️)
