clearly it must be in the dishwasher

Try the couch cushions

Somewhere special that you’ve never put it before, so you wouldn’t forget where it was

My son once took all the cards our of my wallet and put them in the printer/scanner that we never use. I only found out 2 years later when I finally went to print something and there was a jam, opened the scanner lid to get inside and boom.

Could be there.

Check under the sofa

Are you walking funny … ?

We’re on lemmy, we’re all commie, so we don’t have neither wallets nor money, and collectively re-appropriate what she capitalists stole us when needing something.

It’s part of term of use, you had to throw your wallet away before joining

Drawer No. 42.

Have you looked in the hood of a Ford Fusion in Minnesota?

Have you checked your butthole?

Slid between the bed and the wall.

bro your literally posting this from your wallet. smh my head dude

I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.

The same could have happened to YOU.

Have you tried utilizing A* algorithm as a basis for your search pattern yet?

Did you leave it under the hood of a car you were working on?