You may not like it but this is what peak weaner performance looks like.
Are you weaning, son?
These poor fellows don’t tend to survive unfortunately
Definitely doesn’t look quick enough to escape from a predator…
Maybe they weaned him wrong on purpose, as a
jokesurvival tactic.he sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him
How do you like my face to your flipper style?!
Or in the Linnean taxonomy, chungus
Chungus chungus var. biggus
That is a massive seal
They’re usually too fat to dive
The scientific name for this phenomenon is a heckin chonky honker.
Wean-supream
Lactose Acceptance
Has tolerance gone too far??
We’ve moved past mere tolerance. Lactose inclusion. Lactose pride. Lactose celebration.
I for one am looking forward to the lactose parade this year.
I’m imagining parade floats with cheese wheels
If Cartman was a seal.
What is weaning?
Converting a baby’s diet from entirely milk diet, to introducing increasing amounts of solid foods.
Absolute unit
What a weaner.
So she was as talking about my fat seal pup all along? Dammit!
