Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Girl, you’re making me retarded because I’m down for you.
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
What’s a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
“Wanna buy me a drink?”
Girls don’t pay bills here, sad though!
Some do - if you’re attractive enough.
I’ve had plenty of girls buy me a drink… I’m not stereotypically attractive but kind of a dirty hippy so but…. Ok wait I’m a dumb ass… d’Oh!!!
Haven’t you seen all those men vs bear threads/posts? Girls love bears! Even more if they’re dancing. You might be a mess… but you’re a hot mess.
Just curious, why are you asking?
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
Want to come home and fuck?
