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minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·1 month agoIt turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time. No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoCrabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoI wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoWhy don’t we get replaceable teeth?
minus-squareTeddE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoWe have the free trial of replaceable teeth. The first replacement is free, after that it gets expensive.
minus-squarechuckleslord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-230 days agoPlus, functional immortality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
minus-squareValo85@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoTurtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
minus-squarescratchee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 month agoPlus they cleverly evolved ahead of time to be camouflaged against all our plastic pollution, so their few predators keep choking on plastic bags instesd
It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.
No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
I wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
Why don’t we get replaceable teeth?
We do though? Just once.
We have the free trial of replaceable teeth. The first replacement is free, after that it gets expensive.
Plus, functional immortality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
Turtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
Plus they cleverly evolved ahead of time to be camouflaged against all our plastic pollution, so their few predators keep choking on plastic bags instesd
Immortality
Jellyfish hate consent.